suicide beard

(n.) - Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

by Super-Extra August 6, 2007

Cyber Suicide

When one deletes an account on a website for which one has developed a persona and status due to a specific incident or a general feeling of pointlessness over time.

I got so frustrated with the asshats on insert website here that I commited cyber suicide and deleted my account.

by FunGal_in_SoCal September 6, 2010

suicide drive

A dangerous or eventful excursion to a far distance with or without friends.

"Hey man, are you up for a suicide drive?"

"Sure, just let me pack."

by mancat September 12, 2016

Semester Suicide

Semester Suicide is taking a course load that will kill your social life and your happiness.

You're taking Organic Chem and Cal 2! That's semester suicide.

by The Chicken 2010 August 24, 2010

Suicide Party

A Suicide Party is a term used when acknowledging something awful that just happened. It is the easiest way to communicate failure on a local level, such as, in a group.

Literal suicide does not occur.

*Justin Bieber wins Artist of the Year*
Person A - "Dude, Bieber won Artist of the Year."
Person B - "Damn, suicide party?"
Person A - "Yep"

by Dis_Cleavage January 4, 2013

Suicide Hugging

Skydiving while holding onto a buddy.

"Hey, we're still going suicide hugging this weekend right?"

by Jenzino July 22, 2009

minesweeper suicide

When a person, especially a depressed person, purposefully clicks a "mine" in the computer game Minesweeper.

Chris was getting bored on his computer, so he committed minesweeper suicide and went to watch TV.

Instead of cutting her wrists, Marnie just committed minesweeper suicide over and over.

by busrider June 15, 2007