stroked... same as ripped off
I wouldn't buy anything off these forums, been stroked once here and been stroked once on e-bay. Will come back and haunt the mofos though!
by Shodan December 27, 2004
Get the Stroked mug.A personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to sexual climax. Often in the absence of a GF.
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".
Hot wannabe paramedic: Ohh God! T-t-theres so much blood! i'm jus. i'm just an intern! I-i don't know what to do, please help... someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?
Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!
Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...
Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"
Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....
Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?
..please......
pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?
Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!
Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...
Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"
Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....
Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?
..please......
pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?
by cL4yMore October 17, 2008
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Slang for an erotic magazine, frequently a well-distributed glossy monthly, generally featuring soft-core pornography in the form of nude pictorials ("photo spreads") and short fiction.
The "stroke" in "Stroke Book" is the frequent use of such periodicals to achieve sexual fantasy, arousal, and usually solo sex, that is, manual stimulation or masturbation to orgasm on the reader's part. The focus of such magazines is usually to highlight nudes of one specific gender in the pictorials, not both, and the perspective of one gender as narrator of a graphic erotic encounter in the short fiction.
The "stroke" in "Stroke Book" is the frequent use of such periodicals to achieve sexual fantasy, arousal, and usually solo sex, that is, manual stimulation or masturbation to orgasm on the reader's part. The focus of such magazines is usually to highlight nudes of one specific gender in the pictorials, not both, and the perspective of one gender as narrator of a graphic erotic encounter in the short fiction.
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"Hey, Sis, can I borrow your copy of nudie magazine? I need a stroke book, if you know what I mean."
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"Okay, Leslie, but bring it back afterwards and don't get the pages stuck together!"
"Hey, Sis, can I borrow your copy of nudie magazine? I need a stroke book, if you know what I mean."
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"Okay, Leslie, but bring it back afterwards and don't get the pages stuck together!"
by al-in-chgo February 22, 2010
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Get the Strokey mug.Step 1: Starting performing intercourse with a woman in the missionary position
Step 2: Slowly turn her on her side while continuing to thrust
Step 3: Sneak a fist in to her rectal cavity
Step 4: Pleasure yourself through the wall separating the rectum and vagina
Step 2: Slowly turn her on her side while continuing to thrust
Step 3: Sneak a fist in to her rectal cavity
Step 4: Pleasure yourself through the wall separating the rectum and vagina
by Party M March 30, 2009
Get the The Super Shit Stroker mug.pl. noun: 1)the lights on a police cruiser
2)trippy flashing lights at a club that ppz under the influence really dig b/c it trips out their brain.
2)trippy flashing lights at a club that ppz under the influence really dig b/c it trips out their brain.
1.) so this pig flicks on his strobes when i passed him doin a buck 10.
2.) I only dig clubz wit strobes.
2.) I only dig clubz wit strobes.
by kahda September 14, 2004
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CANDY- Who was that tub of lard dishing out all that money for ur lap dances
LACEY- I dont know just some stroehlein.
LACEY- I dont know just some stroehlein.
by JOE SAMUELS February 4, 2008
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