shredding the folds

female masturbation (through hand stimulation, without dildo or other toys).

girl one: "Man, I haven't gotten laid in forever!"
girl two: "Me neither... but I've been shredding the folds a lot, so it's okay."

by Brie33 December 19, 2007

standing member of parliament

A member of parliament that does not lie by default

Vote for a standing member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Sending out the Troops

Another euphemism for male masturbation used by Beavis in an episode of "Beavis and Butthead".

Down time at boot camp was commonly spent sending out the troops.

by A Stalwart Clone May 25, 2006

Anti-trending

When you create new, not used, hashtags on Twitter to avoid trending.

s3xyb3ast55: Llama's are awesome! #llama55
CuriousGeorge: Man check out this llama! #llamasgalore
Maybell: Awesome Llama! #llamasrcool
Llama: Anti-trending llama rampage! #antitrendingllamarampage6

by Llamasauce August 1, 2012

Shredding the Cabbage

When snowboarding, one shreds the cabbage by being the Gnardog.

Dude! You were totally shredding the cabbage out there.

Yeah Gnardog, I fer sure shredded the cab.

by Shivit April 9, 2009

Stradinger's Law

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.

Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.

by emlprime July 7, 2010

Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010