Real and Straight

The opposite of the term "Fake and gay" created by youtube user "Ray William Johnson" in his popular youtube show "=3"
Also commonly used now by trolls.

Ray: Yo man that vid was FAKE AND GAY

Shane: Wtf dude, no, that video was totally "Real and Straight"

by Dingleberry bob March 21, 2010

straight edger

Somnebody who follows the straight edge philosophy. That is, a person who respects their body
*by not consuming alocohol
*by not consuming other drugs
* by not having casual sex.

Some straight edgers are also vegan(or vegetarian) but this has nothing to do with being straight edge.

Some edgers (the abbreviation for straight edgers)have become sxe (the abbreviation for straight edge) because it is "cool" but most recognise it is a healthy, mature way of life.

Straight edgers, in my opinion (I'm edge), should not try and convert people or force them into becoming straight edge, because it is a life style choice.

Person: Hey, do you want a drink / some drugs?
True edger: No thankyou, I'm a straight edger.

--or--

Person: Hey, do you want a drink?
False trend-following edger: No, 'cause I'm like totally a straight edger and you suck because you drink. *gets out hand and shows large black cross* - for more info look up straight edge

by Neera May 1, 2006

straight up

Means you are being very serious. no joking here.

john-i slept with her last night

mike- no you didnt

john- no dude straight up i did.

by caddaayy April 5, 2009

straightard

The word gay people use to call a straight person a retard.

The opposite of gaytard

Ola: Hey gaytard
Emory: Hey straightard

by silly phillie November 24, 2010

Straight Best Friend

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)

Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.

by feethands October 12, 2012

hair straightener hickey

burns on the neck from hair straighteners that look like hickeys.

Everyone thought it was a real hickey, but it was just a hair straightener hickey.

by chicken burrito September 26, 2011

think straight

Something that gays cant do

Damn bro im so gay i cant even think straight

by Mer(ca) March 24, 2020