shrew stompers

Footwear worn with the intent of causing serious injury to small mammalian rodents.

...I see this shrew run into these shrubs. So I stood up, walked over to the shrubs and started stompin' around with my shrew stompers. I heard this high pitched shreak as my right shrew stomper came down on him. It wasn't dead though, so I looked around and sure enough, there was a cinder block. Well, being the highly evolved homo sapien that I am, I picked up the cinder block, moved my shrew stomper, and dropped the cinder block. The shreaking stopped after that. I looked toward the ocean, let out a BEEEEYAAAAAAAAY as I felt the cool ocean breeze blow my button up shirt back like a cape of glory. Then I went back to my seat and ashed in a walruses glass.

by Brandon Michael Hall October 11, 2007

western alabama gork stomp

When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.

Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.

by airchurro January 2, 2018

Stomped Out

To be beaten/pushed to the floor and for someone/people to kick you into unconsciousness. (Usually in the head)

Rochelle: Ayo, did you see them niggaz split that poor white boys wig last night?

Shaniqua: Hell yeah girl, he got mu'fukin stomped OUT!

by East-New-York00121 January 7, 2011

stomp-around

noun. derogatory

1. a promiscuous man without regard for dignity or decency

verb

1. (for the man) to engage in sexual relations with numerous sexual partners without regard for dignity or decency

Chase is such a dirty stomp-around!

I'm really looking forward to my trip to Vegas, so I can stomp-around with reckless abandon.

by Conway Stern December 19, 2013

curb stomp

to put anothers upper jaw on a curb and proceed to stomp the shit out of their head.

you deserve to be curb stomped

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

stomp stomp revolution

When someone attempting to play Dance Dance Revolution stomps SO HARD that they nearly break the poor pad.

This isn't Stomp Stomp Revolution...you can step on the arrow without stomping the $@#% out of the machine, you know.

by Kagome August 14, 2004

boner stomp

When your friend is having sex and you tackle him out of her while another friend does a heel drop on his boner.

-Hey is Brian fucking Jill upstairs?
-Yeah, let's go boner stomp him.

by theultimatesword March 11, 2011