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The United States Marine Corp

Elite of all the armed services in the United states
The United States Marine Corp is acctually worth something, unlike the air-force
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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Stapes

an alcoholic Irish drink that guarantees to have the drinker drunk within three sips.
Sip One:
"Hmm. Johnny, this Stapes is good."

Sip Two:
"Johnny, boy, where did you get this, this.. what is this?"

Sip three:
"Johnny! Johnny, I - I think I LOVE you!" ... falls off chair
by proudto beirishman September 1, 2009
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5 Stages of Grief

1- Denial
2- Anger
3- Bargaining
4- Depression
5- Acceptance
person A: My aunt has been through the 5 Stages of Grief since Biden won the election !
person B: Isn't she over-reacting ?
person A: Nah my uncle died of shock when he learnt that Trump lost.
by Ragondin November 18, 2020
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United States of America

A nation which, along with being one of the few remaining superpowers of the world, is filled with all types of people. The USA is a multicultural nation consisting of a Caucasian majority, which will have changed to an Hispanic majority by the year 2050.

Unfortunately, most of the world (including many Americans) does not realize that, though we throw the word "democracy" around quite a bit, the US is a Republic, modeled after Rome. If you can’t tell the difference, look it up.
A few important facts about the United States of America:

1. We are not all stupid, nor are we ignorant or intolerant.

2. Yes, we have had bad leaders. So has every other nation on Earth. Unfortunately, the US is under a bigger spotlight politically than most of the world, and our mistakes seem bigger. Get over it.

3. America is as full of patriots as it is dissenters, and that is one of the things that make the country great. The ability to speak freely and without reason to fear the government is more than many nations can boast.

4. Yes, we speak a mockery of the English language. Don't fault us on how we speak, because every language came from another.

5. No, we don't hate Canada. As a matter of fact, Canada and the United States of America would be bestest friends if they were individual people.

6. We have the longest standing Constitution of any nation today, and we are proud that we have maintained a strong relation to our roots.

7. We are not all arrogant, racist, ignorant bastards, so please, stop using the Internet to call us so. Also, really, how many people who comment on our ignorance have met an American from the majority of the population? (No, COPS is not an accurate representation of the majority, and I suggest you stop watching the program, it rots your brain)
by NMoon November 28, 2009
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United States of America

A place that is heaven when you're immigrating and hell when you actually get there
"Yes, I just got my Green Card! I'm going to United States of America, baby!"

(Three months later)
"Hello?"

"Hi, buddy this is (some Mexican name). So how's life in United States of America?"

Grimaces and says darkly"Don't ask, fellow, don't ask..."
by wearethebhai2 August 23, 2009
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ben stokes

A god amongst men, his mighty bat can whack away any thot or cricket ball, his precious bowling arm can throughly fist any batsman with ease.
“Ben stokes had sex with my mother

You’re mother will have the next Jesus”
by Bested by a fish finger August 25, 2019
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Baby Snakes

slang for a womans clit, referenced in Frank Zappas song, "Baby Snakes"
"Baby snakes
Sure you know what Im talkin about
Pink n wet
They make the best kinda pet"
Taken Directly from the song "Baby Snakes"
by noin June 11, 2008
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