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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
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Stage Crasher

Coined by: René Guemps, CEO and Founder of Negre Maron Records

Definition: A stage crasher, or “fan on stage,” also known in Haitian Creole as “Lepandyè,” is a fan who, driven by their enthusiasm and love for the music, impulsively joins the musicians on stage during a live performance. This term was created to capture the spirit of music lovers who blur the lines between audience and performer, albeit in a manner that is typically discouraged by event organizers.
“Did you see that stage crasher at the concert last night? He was a total LEPANDYè, dancing right next to the band!
by Negre Marron Records April 13, 2024
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Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.
by Mathmoss November 8, 2018
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Bonus Stage

A shitty show about 2 roommates named Phil and Joel with their neighbor elly
Phil and Joel had sex with each other in the latest episode of Bonus Stage and Elly was just contemplating life after hearing them smash
by Weatherstripping May 21, 2024
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inter-stage transfer

When a guy and a girl are laying on a couch in opposite directions such that they are ass to ass, and the girl farts into the guys asshole just to get a reaction.
"Dave you know what Melanie did last night? She gave me the inter-stage transfer!"
by Adam Price January 2, 2006
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Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.
Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011
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autumn stage

A sweet yet intelligent girl who is beautiful inside and out. She is loyal and has the looks every guy wishes for.
by narwhal08 May 19, 2018
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