by landmaster40 May 20, 2016

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

by Queef machine January 14, 2019

by mochiismol_ April 27, 2019

When a couple of girls get together to masturbate, and they sit in a line all facing the same direction, with the hopes of squirting. This is the female equivalent of a circle jerk.
When my girlfriend got home she told me about the amazing line squirt with her friends. She said they needed raincoats.
by L1nky August 23, 2014

an audible and explosive shit
guy 1- “I beat my record longest back squirt after taco bell last night!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”
by To it April 24, 2020

by Miles December 30, 2003
