A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.
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I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.
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Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel
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