squirrel stew 

wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl

Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."

squirrel stew by Meatball1989 April 15, 2009

Squirrel Peeking 

When you have to poop and it's almost coming out.

Man, I really have squirrel peeking.

Squirrel Peeking by Bathroom Humor April 18, 2010

squirrel nutkins 

Testicles; balls; nuts. Generally used in a 'protective' sense.

Fuck woman! Be gentle with my squirrel nutkins!

squirrel nutkins by Squirrel_Nutkins September 13, 2010

squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

squirrel monkey by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011

Squirrel Injection 

A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".

Using squirrel injection HACKER combed through the FBI database and stole government secrets.

Squirrel Injection by Don't Worry About It______ November 23, 2011

Squirrel's Nest 

The part between your balls and butthole. Also none as a gooch, but its called a squirrel's nest when it is hairy.

My "Squirrel's Nest" is getting to hairy, I need to shave.

Squirrel's Nest by The Burglest Burglar December 30, 2011

Squirrel Balls 

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.

My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.

Squirrel Balls by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013