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Squeaker 

An under-aged child online that defined to popular belief is most annoying and large portion of the Xbox, PlayStation, and even PC. Loud, annoying, and they act like adults using innuendos as well as cliches from most original ideas. They are more shown to be on the immature side.
Great, there's another squeaker in the game!

Get out, you dumb arse squeaker!

"OH YEA, I AM SUCH A SQUEAKER!!! people so 'gay' these days!"
Squeaker by Andymius September 20, 2014
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squatmattress 

whore, slut, TEH DIRTEH. not even a bum that shit his pants would hit it.
dood she is squatmattress
squatmattress by starrie February 6, 2003

squat cobbler 

A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.
That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.

jimmy squeaker

A release of gas from one's colon that creates a high pitched noise as it vibrates the gluteus maximus muscles and fat surrounding (buttocks)
"this is gonna be a jimmy squeaker"
"at least they don't smell"
jimmy squeaker by Locket July 17, 2006

Haj Squat 

When you’re walking in the Middle East and have to take a shit, so you lift your man dress and go where ever you please.
Man I have to take a shit. Go do the Haj Squat by the bushes.

Asian Squat 

A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.
Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!

Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.

Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...
Asian Squat by G-Dogger G July 13, 2018