grandads spunk

old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'

there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....

my grandmar loves grandads spunk...

by James Barnsley November 14, 2007

Spunk monkey

A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.

Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!

by bludgeon April 10, 2003

spunk rats

A really attractive, most commonly a male, who is also a bit of a ferrel.

"Oh wow check out that group of spunk rats"

:)

by Dominique1994 February 14, 2009

Spunk Diggly

1. Kewl
2. Phat
3. Tight

Dude! That is soooo Spunk Diggly!

by Thrawn August 24, 2003

spunk head

goof ball see australia

the clown is a spunk head

by spunk head March 18, 2004

Steam Spunk

Busting a nut with a stopwatch, albeit with a pocketwatch.

"Oh, my! It seems I just Steam Spunked, but at least i beat the record; and with my pocket watch, alas!"

by herekiki November 5, 2011

Spunk monkey

Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.

Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!

by nessa64 June 11, 2003