Scump

Scump is the onomatopoeia for Trump

Scump has reaches a record 10.000 lies while in office!

by MsTerry April 29, 2019

Slumps😞

To be so exhausted from a long session of sex to where your whole body feels numb

Damn, that shit was amazing, I cant even breath you gave me the slumps😞

by MRMARCUSSLUMPS May 9, 2019

Shumping

To jump while excreting feces from your anus.

I was outside yesterday Shumping all around

by Golden.Dog.Ass August 30, 2006

shump

to dump the cum from your ass (see shum) after anal sex.

"shortly after hot anal sex with Brad, Hilary found it necessary to take a shump"

by Damalyssien January 11, 2008

Skump

The sexual act of a male ejaculating into a female's mouth. He the turns around and she spits the seamen into his butthole. She then eats the seamen out of the butthole.

This act is commonly combined with other sex acts in manuvers such as the Skumpty-nine or Tennessee Log Skump.

I wouldn't go near that girl's mouth, I got a skump from her last night

by GrantyPanties August 12, 2011

shump

Taking a dump and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom. This is for maximum efficiency and cleanliness, as one leaves the bathroom with a clean ass and maintains that cleanliness until tommorrow's shump.

I felt refreshed and ready to face my day after my morning shump.

by Tommy Rylander November 3, 2003

slump buster

A female friend that you turn to when you need sum sex 'coz yo' aint been getting much.
Hopefully not, but may often be unnatractive.

"I hadnt had a fuck for ages so I asked my good friend if she'd be my Slump Buster."
"My regular Slump Buster waz outta town, so I had to go a hooker instead."

by Diego September 11, 2003