Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021

Splinter271

1. One of the upcoming rookies in theories

2. Not well known yet.
3. Almost at 300 followers

There are many great theorists in the world. One upcoming theorist is Splinter271.

by wahtsmyuser March 10, 2021

sallingeradlai

A gay person who is into pee and is dilfcreamers number one fan

Omg did you hear sallingeradlai talk about dilfs again?

by Appleappleapple999 April 4, 2021

Slinger

A slinger is a slang term used to describe someone’s actions as idiotic.

Can you not be such a f*cking slinger today?

by MeiCohen April 6, 2021

splinter the rat

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.

Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”

by Cathman17 April 28, 2021

Shploinkers

A term that has many meanings. It can be used however you want.

"No Shploinkers?"
"Yo what's up Fred, Got any Shploinkers?"

by Traquavian Funglebopper April 13, 2022

slinger

Colloquial name for a woodchipper, used primarily in California’s Central Valley.

“Five fingers, itching my balls. Four in the slinger, what do you call a bad accident?”

by Obama Chungus June 11, 2022