ev money spread

when ev get money and do a money spread because he richer than all yous broke ahh

"you heard about that ev money spread?"
"Yeah man he be on that rich shi"

by 7cjaHEYYA February 5, 2023

rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter

I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

Whore-spread

The amount of whores one man can have at one night in a strip club.

"Dude, did you see his whore-spread last night? Phenomenal!"

"Yo, my friend said he would cover my whore-spread tonight! Idiot!"

by Stallser November 8, 2011

furry spread

the sight of a hairy ass hole when you spread someone's butt cheeks

yeah i was going to give her a sneaky castro on her ass hole but i couldn't do it cause she had a furry spread

by furryspreader October 8, 2014

french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

by theevanshow December 2, 2014

Kentucky Spread

a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.

My girl got crazy with my feet last night and we ended up in a Kentucky Spread.

by Goscha7452 March 29, 2015

Fps Spread

Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.

Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun

by EPICRUSSIANPOTATOES March 31, 2016