Sober Seven

a girl that you think is hot when you have had a few beers, yet when you are sober she is only marginally attractive

- Dude, I hooked up with such a hot girl!
- Bro, she was only 'ok'. She was a Sober Seven!
or Cinderella at Disney Orlando

by your boy yo! January 10, 2010

sober whiskey dick

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011

sober through

the activity of clubbing without drinking any alcohol but still managed to maintain a high energy level.

A: Come to the club with us!
B: No, got an exam tomorrow morning.
A: Don't worry! You can just sober through.

by sobergal May 17, 2015

sober living

A toxic living environment with unnecessary rules for addicts. Most sober livings are insurance fraud, and care nothing if the addict lives or dies. They normally push cultish beliefs upon their members. They will keep your rent money and throw you out on the street for stupid shit, but preach god and spirituality. They stuff 15 people in a house and start racking in cash.

Sober livings are evil.

by Kingheroin May 7, 2019

Sense Snobbery

When a person acts as though they have decided to completely reject common sense. The act of a person who seems to shun common sense the way an aristocrat shuns the common man or common culture.

Dude, you just opened that twist top with a bottle opener. That’s total sense snobbery!

I can’t believe you just asked me that question. You’re a total sense snob!

by Denalitrkr September 20, 2018

sobercaj

huge eater of shit; Pete Sobieraj

Pete sobieraj stinks

by john December 9, 2003

snozberries

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

Who on Earth ever heard of a snozberry?
i did! so shuttup. now suck my snozberries

by willy wonkas ass April 16, 2006