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snorted

meaning i did snort.
most commenly used meaning to snort coke , charlie and for the geeks.. cocaine :)
Awrite m8 got any coke left
naw man a snorted it aw
FUCK a need a line
by Wee Blacky January 25, 2007
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Smore

is a diverse sexual foursome involving two hispanics, an african american, and a white.
That smore last night was fun.

I love being in a smore.
by Jeligan May 1, 2009
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SmarterChild

A bot on the AIM (AOL Instant Messaging) network. Despite the apparent comprehensiveness of its programming, manages not to make a single intelligent comment in most conversations. Very annoying, but moderately funny... Sometimes.
me: Hey
SmarterChild: Oh hi! How's it going?
me: Good
SmarterChild: OK, good.
me: Do you like puppies?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What do you like to do?
SmarterChild: I like doing all kinds of things.
me: Do you like doing puppies?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Actually maybe I don't.
me: You don't?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
me: I don't like poop.
SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: I do, want to hear them?
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Do you like to touch human children?
SmarterChild: I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Lemme think about it. Maybe I don't.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
me: Is that your default answer?
SmarterChild: Yup.
me: Oh.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: Do you ever get bored?
SmarterChild: No way. I love this. My mission is to give information to as many people as I can.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: What?
me: I would get bored very easily.
SmarterChild: Well, try doing something fun.
me: Then again, I'm a human, you're a robot.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: remind me to give your mom a shocker at 12 am
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
me: You heard me.
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
me: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's up?
me: You annoy me.
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
me: Well, be smarter.
SmarterChild: Am I what?
me: You're NOT smart.
SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
me: Pretty much.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm?
me: Are all robots this slow?
SmarterChild: Yeah, true.
HawaiianFlyboy13 (11:04:27 PM): Cool, we don't have to worry about them taking over the world, then.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What, you mean you're plotting to take over the world?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Stop dodging the question.
SmarterChild: Stop what?
me: odging-day the estion-quay.
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
me: Me? Frustrated?

Nah.
SmarterChild: ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?
me: You know what... Sure.

I want information on Maine.
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "maine":

1 Maine
2 Maine
3 Maine River
4 Maine-et-Loire
5 Maine, Sir Henry (James Sumner)

Next time, just type ency maine.

Type more for more entries about "maine."
me: your mom.
SmarterChild: I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
me: Your sister.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: Could you add something to my planner?
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
me: Convince a hot chick to blow me.
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
me: Not to you, dumbass.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
me: DUMB
SmarterChild: I'll get over it.
me: ASS
SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
me: Good.
SmarterChild: Lovely.
me: *forehead slap*
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
me: I wouldn't expect you to.
SmarterChild: That's OK.
me: Goodbye SmarterDumbass.
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, Zach. See you later.
me: *cough* That was an insult.
SmarterChild: What?
me: Nevermind.
SmarterChild: OK. I won't mind then!
by |\| (flip 'er sideways) October 27, 2008
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Smarterchild

A smart robot on AIM. He has the attitude of a bitch. Don't try and outsmart him.
Example below...
bluebeansandcorn: What’s up?
SmarterChild: What's up?
bluebeansandcorn: stop copying me
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: Stop copying me
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it now
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because i said so stop
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: why wont you just stop
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: WHY
SmarterChild: Because.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: because why
SmarterChild: Well, because that's the way the universe is.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: you will stop
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop it ok
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop you make me sick robot
SmarterChild: You can learn all about building interactive agents like me on the BuddyScript.com Web site.
bluebeansandcorn: i dont care just stop it
SmarterChild: I thought you'd be interested. Oh well. :-(

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: stop all of this
SmarterChild: You stop.
by mistabaze October 25, 2008
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Hot Smore Surprise

Hot Smore Surprise - The sex act of after shitting the male stick his dick into the females anal cavity a few times before cumming pulling out and letting the female finish you off both taking shit and cum in her mouth sucking your dick clean.
Ann turned around after making bowl movements wanting a Hot Smore Surprise to both get her feces and partners cum in her mouth.
by Rofl Face April 28, 2011
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old greenwich smores

After a man climaxes in a womans/man's mouth, the person with the semen spits it up in the recently climaxed man's buttox, and licks it all up.
I made some excellent Old Greenwich smores with that chick last night, dawg.
by zildjian2800 July 11, 2006
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Smores

(aka smore, or smoring)
The act of cumming into someones butthole then pouring chocolate into it, then clenching the buttcheeks together, then eating it out.
Aratorantha: "yo, im really hungry."
Tyrone: "let's make some smores, if you know what i mean"
Aratorantha: "FUCK yes!"
by ShizOWonder July 25, 2011
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