Smoothies

A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".

see also: SlickSack

The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024

Smoothie

Head without teeth.

I got a smoothie from an older woman.

by Jaded Lady July 13, 2025

Soapy Smoothie

The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.

Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

Smoothie

Spencer.

Damn Spencer...you're a smoothie.

by Noot noot noot noot July 10, 2017

ass smoothie

when one proceeds to insert fruit in to a womans rectum then preforming anal sex and putting it in a glass and drinking it

yo my friend George preformed an ass smoothie on Jessica

by teeth wrinkles December 31, 2021

Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!

I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie

by Epictailz January 25, 2017

Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018