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Soapy Smoothie

The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.
Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.
by Leapstone November 11, 2024
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colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.
Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!
by Spurgeman November 25, 2016
mugGet the colorado fruit smoothiemug.

Carrot smoothie

A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.
Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.
by pas6969 October 3, 2017
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Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie
John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021
mugGet the Coochie Smoothiemug.

Smoothie

A blowjob by a person with no teeth, with no dentures in
This chick took her teeth out n gave me a smoothie
by Krazie_jay January 13, 2021
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Fruit Smoothie

When a gay male receives fellatio from a straight woman
James: I heard he hooked up with a girl yesterday
Jeffery: Baby he just got a fruit smoothie, he is a gogo dancer after all
by UuchGuuch January 20, 2022
mugGet the Fruit Smoothiemug.

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.
Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!
by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025
mugGet the The fruitcake cum smoothiemug.

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