by bum raf January 7, 2003
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I was smarming the other day, it sucked
Your fart is positively smarmy
That girl totally smarmed on me.
He smarms baby turtles.
Your fart is positively smarmy
That girl totally smarmed on me.
He smarms baby turtles.
by walter cronkite IV April 19, 2009
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1. That creepy person won't quit smarming at me!!
by pam/smashing pandora August 25, 2005
Get the smarming mug.A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.
by Truk you August 27, 2011
Get the smarmy douche bag mug.A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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A smarmler. One who smarmle. Someone who is scheming, angling, or being tricky or sneaky
Smarmled to have tricked or gotten en over on
Derived loosely from the term "smarmy" from the UK mid 1950's
A smarmler. One who smarmle. Someone who is scheming, angling, or being tricky or sneaky
Smarmled to have tricked or gotten en over on
Derived loosely from the term "smarmy" from the UK mid 1950's
by Smarmle September 28, 2017
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Can't decide if you like or hate them though
Can't decide if you like or hate them though
by Word Kreme January 5, 2018
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