slurd

sloppy turd. slides out of the anus

oi mate keep outa the shit box for ten, just dropped the fattest slurd.

by alxmzzzn October 13, 2015

Slumfest

To stay in bed all day, and have a slumber fest. Staying in your pajamas all day, cuddling, watching netflix, and sleeping in bed.

I stayed in bed all day and didn't bother to do anything because I was having a total Slumfest.

by Summer80 November 20, 2015

Slurging

When a Virgin whores around

Hannah is slurging hardcore with the senior guys

by Slurginspotters December 31, 2015

Slugfunctionater

Adjective and noun
Pronounced: Slug-funk-shin-ay-ter

Someone who is socially awkward but doesn't appear to know it.
Someone who does stuff repeatedly that doesn't just annoy or creep out you but multiple people.
Slugfunctionaters usually don't have a lot of friends and if they do you don't know them and they sound totally fake.
They sometimes over step their boundaries on where they're welcome/allowed and peoples personal space often resulting in annoying pokes to the stomach area from the slugfunctionater.

They are not to be confused with nerds, geeks or dorks as they don't have to be smart or tech savvy.

Natasha: You know Octavian?
Clint: Yeah
Natasha: He's so weird. And he is always doing this really annoying thing around me and Wanda
Clint: Yeah I know, he's such a slugfunctionater.

by Laughing.Thalia January 8, 2016

scurfty

A dirty sleezey look on a person. Trashy looking person who needs to shower.

He is scurfty

by Magicmike609 March 12, 2016

Slugfucker

One who has sexual intercourse very slowly and/or takes forever to finish.

That dude over there is a real slugfucker.

by SlugerFucker224 August 1, 2016

sluff

a sluff is an undercover slut, slag, sket. one whos promiscuity is masked to the highest of standards.

lizzie: oi did you hear about kelly getting bumed behind two wheely bins? i thought she was a virgin.
roxy: yeah im not surprised though she was a right sluff in secondary.

by lizzknows July 31, 2016