Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.

I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

slappybag

When a guy cant stop mastubating, or having homosexual sex.

Lenny cant control his slappybag.

by vivians_hot December 17, 2006

slappin' the bag

A drinking game in which you slap a cheap bag of wine (conveniently found inside a box of wine) and than take a big gulp from it. Known to create treasured memories you don't remember and pounding hangovers.

Duude, I was slappin' the bag way too many times last night, my head is killing me!

by goutalout December 8, 2010

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

Pussy Slappin' Butt Fucker

a chick that is so depraved that the only way she can get off is by being aggravatingly fucked in her ass while she violently slaps her own clit or pussy, usually ends up to be a porn star.

James thought Jamie was a prude, but as soon as she broke up with him she turned into a pussy slappin' butt fucker. I guess she just did not like him.

by imwildyourmild March 6, 2009

Skapper

A cross between a Skank and a Slapper. A derogatory yet affectionate term to define an at least semi-attractive female. Most effectively used when shouted out loud in public upon site of said female to alert male counterparts to her presence.

As the boys wandered down the street Rohan yelled out "Skapper" to boys turned to their left and sure enough there was a tight brunnette in a bikini.

by mkmydnr August 27, 2009

wet slapper

WHEN YOU BUST A NUT ON A GIRLS FACE AND THEN YOU DICK SLAP THE WHORE

I wet slapper martha g from lompoc high school becasue she wouldnt show her tities in public.

by jiffylube to the maxxx May 22, 2009