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Simon says

for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.
I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.
by Julia's Gay friend May 13, 2005
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Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.
F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'
by theFlavs November 10, 2012
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Simon "bunny" webster

Means going from placid to showing signs of aggression.
by hodmaster September 28, 2004
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simon fraiser university

It’s a school in Canada, Vancouver to be more exact. Not much to say, but hey this is a definition for it so I guess yay?
Oh hey that schools Simon Fraiser University right?
by ParkingViolator August 19, 2018
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Simon Walters

The biggest incel known to man. Longs for female attention but is mostly unsucessful except if they're ginger and loud.
Don't let your kids near that guy, he looks like a Simon Walters.
by alphashed December 6, 2018
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Simone

Simone is the most funniest girl you will probably ever meet!! she’s super sweet and will do anything for her friends, you thinks she’s a bitch at first but once you get to know her you love her. a gorgeous smile, long pretty brown hair and the best personality ever!!
Guy1: yo dude, i just met a girl she was so nice

Guy2: she must be a simone.
by unknown4305 December 8, 2019
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Simone

Simone (given name), a feminine (or masculine, in Italian) given name of Hebrew origin
Simone (surname), an Italian surname
Simone may also refer to:

Simone (2002 film), a 2002 science fiction drama film
Simone (2013 film), a 2013 Brazilian drama
Simone (actress), the stage name of Lisa Celeste Stroud, daughter of Nina Simone
Simone (character), a fictional character in the ABC Family show The Nine Lives of Chloe King
Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira, a Brazilian singer and performer, better known by her mononym Simone
Simone Egeriis, a Danish singer, better known by her mononym Simone
Tropical Storm Simone (disambiguation), two tropical cyclones in the Eastern Pacific Ocean
1961's Tropical Storm Simone - a continuation of Atlantic Hurricane Hattie
1968's Tropical Storm Simone
Simone is a good word to use
by Kilm January 12, 2017
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