A tiny polish man who kills bears with his bare hands. Exclusively drinks vodka and plays a lot of Mario Kart.
by alphashed December 06, 2018
The proud owner flex merch. Always carries at least 2 iphone flexes on him at all times in case of emergancies. Usually has a lisp and loves slags called Grace.
by alphashed December 06, 2018
The biggest incel known to man. Longs for female attention but is mostly unsucessful except if they're ginger and loud.
by alphashed December 06, 2018