3 definitions by alphashed

Filip Rogowski

A tiny polish man who kills bears with his bare hands. Exclusively drinks vodka and plays a lot of Mario Kart.

That immigrant over there looks like a Filip Rogowski to me!

by alphashed December 6, 2018

Simon Walters

The biggest incel known to man. Longs for female attention but is mostly unsucessful except if they're ginger and loud.

Don't let your kids near that guy, he looks like a Simon Walters.

by alphashed December 6, 2018

WAV

The proud owner flex merch. Always carries at least 2 iphone flexes on him at all times in case of emergancies. Usually has a lisp and loves slags called Grace.

You see that big man over there, bet he's a right WAV!

by alphashed December 6, 2018