schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 2, 2003

Schwankee

1.A cool thing to do
2.An item that is cool
3.Cool, just in general . . . like neat-o, but cooler . . .

1. Man, that shit is Schwankee!
2. Man, that shit is Schwankee!
3. just plain old . . . Schwankee!!

by This person that is Me May 9, 2005

shwang

To Shwang

Im gunna shwang you good!

by Simon Williamson (with an ugly girlfriend) August 9, 2003

shwang

a derivative a dwang

Shit, look at that fuckin' dwang

by Hain August 27, 2004

Shwang

A penis so covered in shit from gay sex that the penis chemically bonded with the little brown nuggets of shit. Most commonly held among Harry’s.

He ripped down his trousers to reveal his shwang to everyone’s surprise

by Professor 8 inches June 23, 2019

Shwanky

anything good.

"That purse is very shwanky"

by Darian Fitzgerald October 17, 2008

Shwane

1. To be albino, funny looking, and a bit rabid
2. To have no meaning, or to have no purpose except to be an idiot.

Shane is really Shwane.
I met this kid the other day and he looked really shwane. I couldn't help but to crack up at how shwane he is. He is shwaner then Shane!

by Ferris Bueler June 11, 2006