Shwane

1. To be albino, funny looking, and a bit rabid
2. To have no meaning, or to have no purpose except to be an idiot.

Shane is really Shwane.
I met this kid the other day and he looked really shwane. I couldn't help but to crack up at how shwane he is. He is shwaner then Shane!

by Ferris Bueler June 06, 2006

Shwaning

When an old man tries to look up a young girls skirt without her noticing

A: I saw that perv shwaning that teenager!

B: Someone really should report him

by Jwc June 03, 2013

shwanee

Falacio or cunnilingus while the receiving member sleeps.

I woke up to some shwanee, and went to ihop. It was a good day.

by PunkMasterGFunk February 29, 2012