Shrump

When 45th President of the United States Donald Trump Screws a Shrimp; An Insult

"Did you hear that Trump has a new kid, I heard they're a real Shrump,"

by Fiveduck June 23, 2021

Schlumpkin

In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.

You’re washing the sheets again?

Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.

by MWSbro August 12, 2021

Shrump

"Shrump"
a lump or mound made by a growing mushroom under loose earth, leaf litter or forest floor debris.
a combination of the words "mushroom" & "lump"

I found so many mushrooms today that were hidden under shrumps

by ThereIsNoGoodpseudonymsLeft September 11, 2021

Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

shmumpy

noun
1. A person who is your one and only; soulmate; hoingy.

Me and my shmumpy went on the most romantic date the other night!

by Hoingy October 12, 2021

shrumpadump

The act of shrumping ones dump

When I get home later i’m going to shrumpadump all night

by Jeans beans October 30, 2021

shlamping

when you take a shit in a urinal and pee on it to create a sludge and then scoop it up with a 7 eleven slushee cup and try to return it.

the seven eleven employee threw up when joe was shlamping.
joe shlamped 3 times in the past week.

by shlamper300 November 1, 2021