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I'm not shitting bricks!

Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.
"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"
by jimmy patron September 19, 2009
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Shitting Your Head out of Your Ass

Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.
A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."
by Nate LOWRIE! September 6, 2007
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shitting

being or getting excited.
Kayla: Guess what?
Ryan: What?
Kayla: Schools out 20 days earlier this year.
Ryan: I'm Shitting!!
Kayla: Yah I know I totally shat when I heard that.
by ohboii July 22, 2006
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shitting bricks

constipation when on heroin and other opiates.
by lodownlv September 25, 2011
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stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...
Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...
by Tata Nalles April 7, 2007
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Cock Shitting

Having poop on your cock when you are having sex. You have your partner shit on your genitalia, and the magic begins!
Joe: Last night my girl had a friendly time with me. I feel she really opened up, like her butt hole.

Fred: you used cock shitting??

Joe: oh yeah man! She pooped on my cock!
by R()$3! April 7, 2011
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shitting on my balls

Are you shitting on my balls is a phrase used also as "Are you kidding me" as you are in a state of confusion and disbeleive
"Tressie has scabies? Are you shitting on my balls?
by joe Dion August 1, 2007
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