cum shoveling

Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.

indicative of unprotected sex.

often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.

Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.

Mate 1: gross

Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.

by Dr. Sexytime November 2, 2013

dumpster shovel

*dump*ster- shov*el

-the act of using a piece of stale bread to move undesired garbage off of a plate of food or treasure (see also "hobo gloves")

"Man, there's nothing wrong with that half eaten donut, except it's got that bum sleeping on it"!

"Well, go grab a dumpster shovel and badda bing badda boom! Problem solved"!

by MY.REAL.NAME.IS.CINDY...psych. January 20, 2015

Ohio Shovel

The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.

Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?

by Just a Random Guy April 2, 2015

Finger Shovel

When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.

Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.

by corporate crayola August 2, 2019

Lia Sheelish

SSSnipetwolfs real name.

Hey did you know SSSniperwolfs real name is Lia Sheelish?

by BlueCatPlayz November 2, 2019

Gator shovel

NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.

VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)

Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"

Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.

by Papamitch04 January 2, 2021

Shive/Shivel/Shiveled

Ummmm, I guess shove, shovel, and shoveled.

When the person can't talk and says: Shive that Shivel!!
Shive/Shivel/Shiveled is not okay

by Wolfie the boss June 8, 2021