Shaffaf

Transparent; Usually used to describe someone who is completely and utterly oblivious.

"Have you seen how Shaffaf Tommy was when he used the phone infront of the teacher?"
"Yeah, he's reaching levels of Shaffaf that aren't attainable."

by Phagosaur September 28, 2019

Shelf Monkey

A retail worker who primarily opens boxes, puts them on shelves and maintains the appearance of the shelf.

"Managment wouldn't let me make important decisions despite having more experience on this than them. I'm just a shelf monkey."

by Blueboy$ March 19, 2020

Shelfed

When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!

Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.

by kayteebaybee April 8, 2020

Shaffle

Its where you take a shit, put it on a waffle iron and make a waffle made out of shit

John: Hey Frank, want to eat some Shaffles at my house?
Frank: sure lets go to IHOP for some Shaffles

by Nerusual May 16, 2021

shelf stacker

Homosexual reference to a 'veteran shelf stacker', implying they're a bit of a slut.

"omg, Mitch have you see Louie today? he's looking fine"
"gurl stay away from him, he's a total shelf stacker"

by Linda85 September 15, 2021

Sheefta

The metaphysical greyzone between a vaginal queef and a wet shart.

Bitch took my raging sheefta in her face while we were fucking... word.

by Travis,Igotnocluewhothefuck October 29, 2021

shefron

a dirty lightskin yute

hey how are you shefron

by philly2drilly November 27, 2021