When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort
While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.
by mr. wizard November 28, 2013
Get the scissor shafted mug.When you're very proud of a joke, but then realize you should be ashamed. A fusion of pride and shame. usually the reaction to a horrible joke involving: genders, feminism, obesity or problems in the world
One person: "I don't know if I should be proud of that or ashamed that I thought of that"
Another person: "You should be very proud-shamed, buddy."
Another person: "You should be very proud-shamed, buddy."
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Get the Bowl shamed mug.I found out that my roommate was stealing money from me even though I helped her pay rent. I got shaded big time.
by jennyfint May 28, 2019
Get the got shaded mug.The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.
“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”
“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”
“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”
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