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Perfect Peach Shaped Ass

When someone's ass is so perfectly shaped it looks like a peach.
"Panda has the perfect peach shaped ass, it should be in the dictionary as an example."
by GGingersnapss November 5, 2022
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Three Shakes

English expression said in a sarcastic manner; used as a synonym for bullshit, horseshit, etc.

Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.

Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.
1st Example :

John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!

Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...

2nd Example :

John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!

Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...
by Richi Rich July 13, 2009
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Black Shakespeare

blak sheyk-speer
-noun

Tyler Perry.

In reference to the American actor, director, playwright, screenwriter, producer, author, and songwriter Tyler Perry. Perry wrote and produced many stage plays in the South during the 1990s and early 2000s. Many correlations and comparisons have been made of Tyler Perry to the 16th century English poet and playwright, William Shakespeare widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.
Hey, you see the new Madea film?

Yeah it was brilliant.

I know right. Tyler Perry is the new Black Shakespeare.
by ThatGuyFromFacebook May 1, 2011
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Big Shades Theory

The theory that proves that 96% of all women that wear big 60's style sunglasses trying to look like M.K Olsen or Nicole Richie; are in fact ugly ass horse faces. These woman wear these " vintage knockoff" glasses in order to cover up the hidden horse face. As for the remaining percent, 3% are the women who are actually stunningly gorgeous and their glasses are either Fendi or Dior, and the remaining 1% are the fag ass dudes wearing purple/yellow scarves and grey cheap mondays who were never cool in highschool and still aren't cool.
1. dave-"yoh bro, check out that broad ore' there with the huge shades!"
shad- " no man, think about the Big Shades Theory that Kent taught us, she is totally a horse face."

2. dave- " yoh bro, check out that dude with the big shades. what a stunner douche."
steve- " yeah, what a douche, check out his sweet tapered cheap mondays though, never seen those before..."
by Lenny Marshall December 16, 2008
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Kentucky shades

the act of draping one's ball bag on the bridge of someone's nose, allowing to balls to hang down on either side and nestle over the receiver's eyes
My girlfriend loves the Kentucky shades. She can suck me off with my balls blinding her, while at the same time getting a good whiff of the taint.
by god August 7, 2003
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shape shagger

For a male to wear female clothing, or maybe a even a sex change?
"octoberfest is for shape shaggers and tossers" Beerfest
by 3atmeyesh1t October 28, 2008
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Shakes My Head

What you say when something ridiculous happens; an act or expression of disapproval.

Long-Hand for "SMH"

This phrase was made popular by the website ShakesMyHead.com - A website Similar to FML (FMyLife.com) Where users share stories about their entertaining personal experiences
My friend says so much ridiculous stuff, that instead of typing out "shakes my head" I'll just type SMH!

My girlfriend got a tattoo of my face on her arm after we were dating for only a week.. Needless to say I broke up with her. SMH
by Ran Dumb Fax June 11, 2012
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