Cuddle Season

The time between October and February where singles rush to find dates for those holiday parties, meeting family, new year's kiss and lastly Valentine's Day. Most of these will end in disaster.

"I was on tinder and this girl invited me to her parents on Christmas"

" it's cuddle season man, she probably doesn't want her parents asking why she's still single again."

by capnSOLO April 9, 2016

Sebashley

a person so lame they are awesome.

Have you talked to Sarah?

no, she's too Sebashley for me.

by perrytheplatipus August 5, 2011

seaspoon

A crater in the sea with lava coming out of it.

"I went scuba diving and totally swam over some lava."
"Dude, you totally swam over a seaspoon."

by Dr. Footchuski March 20, 2012

Seashrink

The feeling you get in the testicular area when you wade into freezing seawater, generally accompanied by sea shriek , the hideous scream as the plums of wrath first strike the icy water.

Wanna go rune after our swim
Nah sorry, seashrink is killin' me

by sixfootnothin June 12, 2015

Sebastian freeman

A fag that does not know what to do with ricks cock

Sebastian freeman is autistic

by RICK J Olsen December 12, 2016

sebastian's dick

The biggest .

Have you ever seen the biggest dick in the planet ? No ? Its Sebastian's dick

by Haltsmaul December 31, 2016

Seasonal Pairing

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.

I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018