Scoochable

Having the ability to be moved across a surface in small advancements.

The TV was very scoochable once we got it on the floor.

by Jamie Niles October 22, 2008

scrockling

When a doctor (or someone you love very, very much) inserts a foreign object into your urethra.

How's Bob doing?

Not so hot. He had to get scrockled yesterday.

What's scrockling?

You don't want to know.

by Darn Everyone March 6, 2009

scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009

scrophingagin

to scrophingag is the act of scrogin just rough and rowdy in the bed of a jacked up truck sittin on 44s thats the way down in good ol canton ga

Bubba: hey Betty joe do you got plans tonight after the shindig?

Betty Joe: I aint sure Bubba aint gotta be home till dawn. . . . what are your plans?

Bubba: Well i was goin go MUDDBOGGIN in my ol Chevy pickemup truck if you want to go i got me some spare room the rest of the boys or meetin me there.

Betty Joe: Yea i would love to Cum with you bubba sounds fun when we headin out?

Bubba: Around about beer thirty

Betty joe: sounds good what else is goin on?

Bubba: well we can go scrophingagin if you want to just gotta watch out for the cup i been spittin my dip into and hold on tight cause its going to be wilder than a 8 second ride

by E.S.A January 21, 2010

Scrotching

A male relaxation technique, where one takes ones testicles and gently dips them in warm water, sometimes whiskey or deep heat can be added for that extra tingle

dude you never get stressed! and your sprem count in off the chart, whats your secret? a Scrotching dip once or twice a week

by breakdance1011 February 21, 2011

scrotcher

A nefarious breed of bedbug which are almost impossible to eradicate. Scrotcher bites can be particularly painful, resulting in an ongoing itch around the crotch area which inspires incessant scratching.

He's scratching himself like that because his bed is infested with scrotchers.

by Wild Wolf Dick July 14, 2011

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011