by Whitehead357 December 4, 2021

In the vein of docking for individuals lacking foreskin, the act of taping two penises together at the tip while leaning backwards with no hands.
by Turbosquat May 25, 2021

by Sfjack May 6, 2020

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

"Dude where have you been??!! Youve been in the roilet for a half hour!" "Sorry bro i was sending a bunch of logs down river to the saw mill."
by Idonthavenopseudom&m December 24, 2020
