Spit Slap

The act of spitting on one's or self hand until your hand is soaked in spit, then slapping a victims face, usually asleep.

"I'm going to give this asshole a spit slap!"

by Jamie21699523 June 7, 2017

Spit Lickey

A combination of tobacco and hashish within a zig zag white.

Ay to Sonja pass me that gnarly spit lickey

by Nastynawfz June 1, 2017

Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 30, 2010

spit target

A guy who is prepared stand in front of another guy and get in his face a load of the other guys spit.

I hang around with a group of lads who spit on me as i am their spit target.

by spittarget May 15, 2010

Spit the tea

Spilling the tea fast

Omg girl spit the tea about last night

by Jasmine53628 March 9, 2022

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.

Ann: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!

by Kid Pseudo December 7, 2011