Soggy Parcel

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

by LiquidM November 2, 2014

Soggy William

A wet Willie but swap the saliva with vagina juice.

He was being a dick, so I gave him a Soggy William to shut up.

by FrostyJ007x June 13, 2020

Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.

"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"

by Ceita May 2, 2022

soggy trump

when a group of guys and girls play with themselves until soemone screams pussy and shits themselves .

wanna come over so we can get in bed and do some soggy trump

by Soggy Trump 586- 687-5467 February 15, 2017

soggy tosser

Somebody with constant wet hands and poor coordination

Look at this dude he can't even drive properly! Wtf is he doing!
Fucking "Soggy Tosser"

by HARDNORMALDADDY November 3, 2015

soggy dark

Soggy Dark is extremely similar to soggy cookie, or soggy bread, in which multiple people sit in a circle, while in the middle sits dark, they all masturbate and the one who cums last on dark loses.
The loser drinks the cum.

Hey.. You wanna try Soggy Dark?

by DarkieBoy January 5, 2017

soggy tulip

A group of bear lumbersexual men wearing wooden clogs in a field of tulips as they circle jerk onto a twink dressed as a tulip.

Dutch people love soggy tulips

by Misstastee June 2, 2018