Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.

I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Soft thick

When she thick with a little tummy but she soft thick

Damn my baby momma was soft thick. I miss that lovein

by Caitybbbaby June 26, 2016

Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around

Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!

by Grod1 January 18, 2016

Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)

'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'

by rob93 February 13, 2014

soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.

No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.

by von groovy September 2, 2017

soft vanilla

Another name for a sexy white or white passing queer woman. Women who are called this are often incredibly thicc, and their sex life is never considered normal.

Soft Vanilla, lemme get a piece of that ass.

by The Original Soft Vanilla May 8, 2018

soft pear

When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.

"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"

"God you fucking virgin"

by gannik June 19, 2017