curb snot

Your gooey insides that remain on the pavement after you have been hit by car, bus or horse-drawn carriage.

One day you're walking down the street, going to your girlfriend's, and the next thing you know...POW! you're curb snot!

by Pedro North Pole April 13, 2009

Thot Snot

When a girl has gaudy and/or excessive nose piercings. Especially refers to "bull ring" style piercings.

Bro 1: hey man what do you think of this girl I matched with on tinder?

Bro 2: ew no, do you see all that thot snot? I would definitely stay clear.

by hogman33 March 9, 2017

prostate snot

The ejaculate from a male who’s had a vasectomy.

Oh yeah, baby...*moan*...shoot your warm prostate snot on my tits.

by Dngo8myBaby January 18, 2019

slow as snail snot

To be so painfully slow that it is slower than a snail and about the same speed as a snail's snot.

Damn, I really wish this old lady would get out of the way, she's driving as slow as snail snot

I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.

by Reaper1242 August 31, 2010

lung snot

lung snot: rather nasty, thick mucus/phlegm that is excreeted from your lungs upon coughing/hacking. Usually as a result of a cold and can vary in color from bright green to medium brown. Typcially tastes extremely foul.

"....John, that is some nasty ass lung snot you just painted the sidewalk with..."

by steve peter November 10, 2008

dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.

Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

bum snot

phlegm expectorated by a dispossessed individual

The vagrant shot bum snot all over my pants. I couldn't decide whether to kill him or just break down and cry.

by Clark Zebo July 19, 2007