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simpians

a Simpians is a species of human with an abnormally large penis, measuring upwards of 8 inches.
“Have you seen James? My guy is packing at least 9 inches, he must be a Simpians!”
by massivesimpians September 10, 2020
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Simkin’s Special

When someone, usually a male, applies a large quantity of twisted tea inside the lady parts of a female in a fashion to where the body parts are used in the same manner as a cup; accordingly, the male then proceeds to slurp the twisted tea out leaving no drop behind and in the process pleasuring the women.
Blake: Aye, what did you give her?
Chris: Just a little Simkin’s Special.
by KurtSpilker69 March 27, 2022
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sippin on red

I mean u just sippin on red fr
by Drizzy Drake 445123 September 24, 2022
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Turtle Sippin

While smoking marijuana out of a spoon pipe you hit the pipe through the carb hole creating much thicker smoke. Called turtle sippin due to the bowl looking like a turtle.
by Woodi101 November 23, 2010
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Dickey Simpkins

LuBara Dixon "Dickey" Simpkins (born April 6, 1972 in Fort Washington, Maryland) is an American professional basketball player best known for his tenure with the Chicago Bulls in the late 1990s. However, as his first name sounds the same as if you were to pronounce the word "dike" phonetically, it is commonly used when discreetly pointing out a lesbian to your friends.
An woman who is obviously, or at least possibly a lesbian walks by. To alert your friend(s) discreetly, you say (preferably in a TV announcer voice), "Dickey Simpkins!"
by Lan-gwa-gi March 2, 2011
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Bitch sippin on cups

No we all know when somebody be acting like a b**** sipping on cups. They be dranking acting morely like a stuck up bitch. The first letters of the person doing this is M. Proven fact
Person 1: Hey Mike what you doing?
Person 2: oh you know just being a brand new bitch sippin on cups.
Person 1: oh I forgot your name is Mike.

Person 2: duh silly
by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021
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Pissin n’ Sippin

Pissin n’ Sippin is where you are urinating and drinking a beverage at the same time
“Guys look, Evan’s Pissin n’ Sippin!
by evuhan August 29, 2022
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