Full-Bodied Semen

see: Full-Bodied Seaman.

You see the bitch? She wants to execute a full-bodied seaman on me. But she's too rank.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

slippin on semen

when you get caught doing something gay

“Bro he slippin on semen”

by Oldhag3 April 17, 2021

Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen

Why tf am i defining this

"Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen"

by imnothandicappedimretarded February 22, 2019

semantics

My understanding of the term "semantics" is that words can be manipulated to influence human thought and action. Mr. George Orwell had a good grasp of the concept, for example "Newspeak". Please look up "semantics" in a dictionary for a more professional definition.

An example of the use of semantics is: "Foetus" as compared to "unborn child".

by Friend of Tell March 7, 2009

Semenophilia

Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.

Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!

Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.

Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)

by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

semen vacuum

code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.

Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.

by DutchOven2014 January 14, 2014