Fresh Scoop

Impromptu anal sex whereby it is discovered the receiver is not as clean as one would have hoped.

I picked up this slut at the bar last night. Said she was into anal. Was true but she turned out to be a fresh scoop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

double scoop of vanilla funk

1) An alcoholic drink containing peach tea, Pepsi, Sprite, orange juice, Hi-C, and Bacardi 151.

2) An instance of a White person doing something amazing and uncharacteristic of White people, like being good at basketball or dancing.

1) "I'll have a Double Scoop of Vanilla Funk, I'm gonna get wild tonight"

2) "O! he slammed that one in your face with a double scoop of vanilla funk"

by Mal-1 December 31, 2007

Don Scoop

When a male sits down to urinate, not wiping the driplets from his head, stands up and puts his sexual extremities into goat formation, and the female then proceeds to give a blowjob. The driplets then settle in the girls molars and when he cums, she lets it run onto her chest. She retrieves the settled urine drops from her molars and scoops the cum off her chest and mixes the two into a tasty pina cumlada. Scrumptious!

Yesterday, my girl was thirsty for a pina cumlada, so i gave her a don scoop.

by Poppy Dockins September 20, 2009

Whoopity scoop

Kanye west trying to make a point about mumbling rappers

WHOOPITY SCOOP

SCOOP DIDDY WHOOP
WHOOP DI SCOOP DI POOP

by Supersonic7654 September 28, 2018

Ice Cream Scoop

In lacrosse, taking a lacrosse stick and putting it under another player\'s ass. You then move it up and down, scooping it. You then yell \"Scoop that ice cream,\" for all to hear.

\"Did you hear that Michael gave me an ice cream scoop today? My ass is still a little sore.\"

by Jim Halpert May 5, 2006

The Scoop

See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 22, 2003

Chocolate Double-Scoop

Chocolate Double-Scoop is where one person takes a shit in another person's mouth, Then receives a blowjob from that person, And then screws the person in the ass, Double coating their dick in "Chocolate". Originates from an old, little known swedish porno.

Sven gave Tiina a Chocolate Double-Scoop and she could still taste it the next day.

by Anonymity September 15, 2005