Runescape Addict

Runescape addict is someone who is really really really really really really really really... really really really really really really really really really really addicted to Runescape. Beware of these people. They have alot of issues and need to go into rehab.

A life of a Runescape Addict
05:00am - 10:00am : Runescape
10:01am - 10:05am : Bathroom Break
10:06am - 03:00pm : Runescape/Breakfast+Snacks
03:01pm - 03:05pm : Bathroom Break
03:06pm - 07:00pm : Runescape
07:01pm - 07:05pm : Dinner/Due to parents threatening to take away computer
07:06pm - 04:59am : Runescape/Snacks

*Next day... * they repeat the same schedule over again. Their skin starts turning white due to not being out in the sun.. they begin to lose irl friends and girlfriends/boyfriends and replace those people for other runescape players.

- These people never go outside to see the sun. Its like they're vampires.

by Marko-94 January 25, 2008

Runescape Relapse

The re-using of runescape after quiting and not playing for a long period of time.

Timmy:Hey have you seen jack?
Jason:No i think he's having a Runescape Relapse
Timmy:It took so long to get him to quit

by Serrao May 15, 2009

runescape fuck

runescape fuck is cybering(talking dirty) with some sad pathetic man or girl who cant get laid in real life.

Runescape Dude:OMG I just got runescape fucked!!!!

Friend:I don't know you anymore...

Runescape Dude:DUDE I JUST GOT LAID!!!!

Friend:OVER THE INTERNET!-walks away-

by schmexxiibexxiee June 21, 2009

Runescape clothing

Runescape clothing is clothing created by JaGeX LTD, which you can purchase off of their online store. It is highly recommended you never in your entire life wear these clothes or even think about buying them. They will just make your life worse. Imagine going to school with a hoodie that says "Runescape" on the front of it. How do you think your day will go? Constant insults, hell, if I saw someone wearing it I wouldn't hesitate to push them down the stairs. It's okay if you play the game, but we don't need to make it public.

You: "Hey I just bought some sweet RuneScape clothing."
Friend: "No, just no."

by Reforced May 31, 2009

Runescape housewife

when a lazy no good housewife takes up runescape, becomes real good or addicted and neglects her family,health,and life.

omg look at pam over their. her ass looks like a shelf and shes divorced. she must be a Runescape housewife!!

by truthtellerr July 28, 2009

Runescape player

A Runescape player is simply someone who plays Runescape, a game created by Jagex. The players ages range from about 13-42 year olds. If you play or ever play Runescape, I recommend not helping players, EVER. If you help a person find a town, give them some item(s), help them or a quest, etc., there's about a 50% (plus 1% for every level below 50) chance this person will add you as a friend and bug you constantly for free items, quest help, or money.

If someone asks for help, it's best to just say "Sorry, I no english speak" or something similar.

Runescape player: Hey u.
You: What?
Runescape player: Can u take me 2 fally im lost.
You: Sure, I guess.
*Four minutes later*
You: Here we are.
Runescape player: Ty
You: Yw
*Two days later*
Runescape player: Can u get me free rune armor?
You: FUCK YOU!

by lordave April 25, 2007

runescape cheats

dont look its useless you'll never find them so stop trying

'hey man you find those runescape cheats"
"shut the fuck up you fuckin retard"

by TMSW February 08, 2009