Mike Rowe

When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".

Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."

by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009

J.K Rowling

Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.

Harry: “The last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”

by BiggePigge69 March 18, 2019

Rowan Atkinson

An awesome British actor who relies on his hilarious physical comedy.

He is a perfect example of a Rowan Atkinson.

by Sim February 21, 2004

dutch rowing team

a version of the dutch rudder, but is done with a total of three gentleman. One sits in the midde and, while the others hold their erect genitalia, moves the others arms back and forth in a rowing type motion.

why wasnt harvard at the charles regatta this year? they are starting their own dutch rowing team.

by stokesdawgkillah April 7, 2010

rowing

A sport commonly known to gods, or elite athletes. where depending on the boat size; 8 lunatics pull on a levered ore to feel the excruciating pain flow through their forearms and thighs. A sport where mental strength is the key to winning. And taking one stroke off, would be giving up and surrendering to the other "crews."

The Harvard Rowing team is one of the fastest

Rowing is the only sport where you don't play with your balls.

by lgcrew December 25, 2010

rower

rowers: a group of people who voluntarily go outside at 5:30 am to practice. They row through sun, rain, snow, and 12 degree weather. They carry their $30,000 boats over their heads down slippery docks with a serious lack of traction. Clothing articles of choice are spandex,sweatpants, and more spandex, which is good for showing off their super hot, super huge quad muscles. They have been known to spend 12-14 hours on a bus together to travel to races in horrible weather. For 6 weeks during winter training, these deranged athletes ravage and ruin their bodies on ergs (read: the rowing machines you incorrectly use at the gym) for the satisfaction of seeing a good time on their screen. They can jump on waist-high boxes on one leg, run faster than you, and they can probably bench press your body weight. While they normally have a lame to nonexistent social life, they completely shut down during coach-induced dry season. This is the life of a rower.

come to any race where you can find the lovely ladies of West Virginia University

by erin mclaughlin...co-authored by katie baylor May 13, 2005

Rowdy Lot

Where you park if you want to get rowdy. Originally stemmed from gravel parking lots which gave restaurant goers a reason and excuse to behave inappropriately within the restaurant. Now, the Rowdy Lot is more of a state of mind. This state, however is not (as many believe) influenced by drugs or alcohol. This state is achieved by being creative, witty and original and attempting to get away with mischievous or outrageous acts by blaming them on your parking in the Rowdy Lot.

Melvin just flipped the table for no reason! He must have parked in the Rowdy Lot.

Guy 1: "Dude, why did you just throw that knife in the wall?"
Guy 2: "It's okay, I parked in the Rowdy Lot."

by FLIPtheTABLE**NOW April 29, 2012