minge rod

A large penis.

He gave it to her with his massive minge rod.

by Krylor2684 September 24, 2020

RAM rod

Usually a term used in construction to describe a carless huried job.

Ya that dude broke this window because he just fucking RAM rodded the shit.

by robnard May 01, 2016

Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss

What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod

by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023

Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.

Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010

slut rod

The form of birth control which is a small silicon rod inserted under the skin of the upper arm with an effectiveness rate of 99.9%. Rod yields the holder the power to act as a 'slut' without the consequences of conception.

Man: Are you on birth control?
Woman: Don't worry mate, I have a slut rod, do your worst!

by Arn13 July 29, 2017

Power Rod

A dildo used to penatrate mens assholes

Dang i could use a power rod right now

by Power rod January 06, 2018

null rod

a really good type one sideboard card when playing against artifact decks. It says "NO!" to belcher.

Cody: It doesn't do anything!! Why would I put this on my board?

Mr. P: No, it does nothing.

by cody vinci December 16, 2004