ricerocket

crappy car
see also rice burner or riceburner

i hate riceburners

by Adolf Hiter II October 24, 2003

ricer

a person of any race that drives an import car and in some cases srt-4's and some american cars. They usually drive japanees imports that are made for fuel economy like hondas, integras, rsx,eclipse and so on. Most ricers think that their hondas are the fastest car even in tracks. Most are in denyal that they are ricers and tey call themselfs tuners. In seviere cases the ricer has a Honda and a respecable car like a SupraTT yet he is always talking about His Civic with vtech instead, and they are so ignorant to reaize that all cars now a days have valve timing systems. This is when you know there is a sever case of ricer denyal. Maily all ricers have older Civics or integras but new gerneation Civic Si have been a rebirth to ricy behavior

Hey i have a 94 Supra twin turbo but i think i will take my 07 Civic si to the track instead because its so fast and looks great with tinted windows, rims and lowered with coilovers.But when someone with a car faster than my civic(most REAL sport cars) comes to race me or chalange me ill resort to my supra to back me up. ---- thats the ricer ways

by 2JZClub April 12, 2009

Rioters

Rioters News is a main provider of bad news to the world, along with Gloomberg and also APE News.

Unlike the other news channels, Rioters news provides news only in print/form. Not very useful if you are by5Lexi)

Richard was totally bummed when Rioters news told him the whole neighbourhood of his vacation home in Florida had been ripped apart by a hurricane.

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

Ricer

"R" acing "I" nspired "C" osmetic "E" nhancements

Usually done on small cars, I.E. 4 cylinder imports and domestic. Every so often you see a car that is legit but is ruined by the driver with what is about to be said. These cars have almost to no performance enhancements, they just look like they are fast. As in, putting on stickers that make them seem legit. Like VTEC Mustang, a Turbo sticker on a small Toyota, and pop the hood and there is no sight of a turbocharger.

The typical ricer driver is cocky and does not realize that he/she in fact does not have the fastest car, but the slowest car in the lot and does not know a thing about cars and the mechanics.

Cosmetic enhancements for a typical ricer would be a huge body kit that looks stupid, sometimes the body kit is left unpainted. If no body kit, graphics and a big spoiler.

Cars that are typically riced:

1. Honda Civic (old ones)
2. Chevrolet Cavalier
3. Dodge Neon

Cars that are legit out of the factory, but riced anyway:
1. Ford Mustang
2. Chevy Camaro
3. Nissan 350Z

Those don't exist, just stop talking, you are a ricer.

by Sleepers are the S*** July 15, 2011

elsie richter

finn wolfhards country bumpkin looking girlfriend who is also a pedophile and a groomer.

person 1: stop being such an elsie richter
person 2: that is the most offensive, disrespectful, disguasting thing anyone has ever said to me

by trynnadosumstrangeforsumchange July 17, 2022

Ricer

1. A rice cooker with an H symbol on it. Capable of cooking rice with excess engine heat.

2. An american driver on a japanese potential.

Shit, my civic ran out of batteries. Oh well...time to bitch at my hamsters not running quick enough.

by asf May 15, 2003

Ricer

One who drives like they are hard or are all that. One who talks about their car like it's the best when it's really weak.

Man my v6 mustang can beat a Skyline.

by Tong January 9, 2004