Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

by slack455 July 31, 2012

Rearended by a Buick

Verb. When a well endowed man has sex with a girl from behind and he is so big he hurts her.

Holy shit it felt like i was Rearended by a Buick

by Hulka Beef June 18, 2014

retard savant

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.

Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.

by CapnShea August 14, 2016

Retardaline

A special type of pill for autistic people

Jimmy did you not take your Retardaline

by MrMurphyOfficial January 24, 2019

Retarded Ava

A retard who only sucks her own jiblets. She exactly has 23 of them and they are all dried out. She waters them everyday but they won’t hydrate themselves. She will only eat rotten camel nuts to fulfill her dreams about having more nuts.

Jim: Ahh there is a retarded Ava, run because she will try to take your balls!!

Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!

by Yert Skrt October 13, 2019

retardede

A person who cant spell retarded.

Person one texting: Your so retardede
Person two texting: Retarded*

by This Is Interesting October 6, 2020

Retardation

A permanent mental condition that gives you thesub-average IQ of others. No. ADHD is not Retardation. Nor is Autism. If you ask a psychologist, they will tell you Autism and Mental Retardation are two different things. A lot of people who use "Retardation" as an insult can't even define it themselves.

Define Retardation, if you can't define you can't use it as an insult.

by green909 February 16, 2023