Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.
I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.
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Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"
by bookuser11 December 19, 2023
Get the reading comprehension devil mug.YOU JUST DEFENDED A GUY RECORDING CHINESE PEOPLE AT THE AIRPORT YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! A guy recording himself playing the piano... The chinese tourist walks up and ASKS TO NOT BE RECORD (And doesn't batter the guy like the women in the video) and YOUR RESPONSE... Was "Welcome to America we can record whatever we want." So has there been a change of heart? So you SHOULDN'T be recording people? Which is it?
Hym "Recording people kissing public... 'Welcome to America' DOESN'T apply... And recording people in the airport 'Welcome to America DOES apply? (This is in reference to the Aba and Preach video 'Streamer pulls the strap...' btw) See how these YouTuber jackasses just make up ethics on the spot moment to moment because they're fucking retarded? And now your lives are in their hands. They can come down on you with the full force of their followers, disrupt or destroy your life because they have been able to convince retards that THEY THEMSELVES aren't retarded... Even though they are very clearly retarded. So know. He isn't going to jail. He was battered (literally) and brandished a gun in self-defense. He also shouldn't be allowed to record her. Both can be true. But that'd not the point. These motherfuckers just defended a guys right to record whatever he wants in public and now they are condemning a guy for doing the exact same thing. Ethics is a whim for these people. No consistency whatever. Completely and absolutely full of shit. All of them."
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"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."
You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
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She texted me “Hey” but with 2 y’s. Maybe she thinks I’m cute, but I could be reading between the texts.
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