Racougar

A woman you wake up with in the morning who is more advanced than you in years and has eye makeup smeared and encircling her wrinkled eyes like a raccoon's mask. She looks like she will rabidly attack you with kisses and spoon smothering.

She seemed hot when I was drunk...but when I woke up she was a total racougar!

by thetard August 3, 2010

Raccoon Job

A technique of blowjob with excessive usage of the giver's teeth.

Judging by the cuts on my phallus, I appear to have received a raccoon job from my drunken hookup.

by Frocket to the Poon November 2, 2010

racooned

when you flip someone's bad inside out and then put all of the contents back inside and then zip it up.

"Damn, I just got racooned"

"Damn, I just got racooned"

by qwerty sdfsdfsdfasdfs March 9, 2014

Raccoon eyes

When you are dating a nut job and dark circles appear around the eyes.

Pete has raccoon eyes again, his girlfriend is taking him down for the count..

by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017

RacconInnit

The beloved <3

The one. The only. RacconInnit the beloved mutual just replied to my comment. I can rest easy now.

by rammuu_ September 1, 2021

darth raccoon

An evil person or persons who have raccoons in the upper levels of the homes just for sympathy.

Tooky: Hey Joe. why are you so sad, did your harley polish run out?

Joe: Hell no look at my roof i got coons

Tooky: Oh man you hang in there Joe you're a good person things will work out.
Tooky to her father: God Joe is such a Darth Raccoon.

by Tooky's father November 18, 2009

Sneaky raccoon

A raccoon that watches people from bushes sneeky a what do u think he gets up to 😏😉 watch out you never know when he's watching !!!

The sneaky raccoon that lives outside my house

by Random raccoon August 21, 2013