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Universal Female Rating System

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
by KyleFPS October 28, 2008
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racing for pinks

A race in which the winner claims permanent ownership of the loser's vehicle.
"Whoa, where did you get that new Camero?"

"Oh, I won it off a guy when we were racing for Pinks."
by Lutzburg1 September 18, 2013
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raving iron

Look at those couple of raving irons kissing over there!
The raving iron grabbed my cock!
by Stephen Pocock August 19, 2005
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white rapping

The act of attempting to rap along with a song--usually a lame, radio hit, only knowing certain parts, and maybe misinterpreting words or phrases.
"You know we--mm-mm-mmm-mm-mm-mmm--all night - this is the life of a coke dealer"

"Dude, it's 'go getta', not 'coke dealer'."

"Are you sure? 'Go getta' sounds lame."

And you don't even know the lyrics. Quit white rapping."
by XDavid PolicastroX January 20, 2009
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Raging Semi

1. An apathetic boner.
2. It's hanging in there.
3. The point right before a full blown hard-on.
by Assadi and Brun July 2, 2007
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Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

A forgotten racing game which the whole world fell in love with.
It was released in late 2003 by Stellar Stone.
You complete races with 4 different types of very fast high powered trucks on 4½ huge unique maps while avoiding the police; or you may abandon a race for a virtually endless, surprisingly amusing free ride experience.
The game has an interesting atmosphere, and it all gives you an amazing feeling of big rig racing.
The music is of a very unique techno style.
The AI is capable of unbelievable skill.
The only thing I didn't like about the game is that they released a patch which fixed a few problems but got rid of some of the things that I feel made it so unique.
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is in no doubt the most ** game ever!
by MogwaII [Slump Virus] September 18, 2010
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raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash
by I am Rex August 10, 2009
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