Office Quarterback

That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.

That guy is acting like an office quarterback.

by Budder Golem June 13, 2017

quarter sack

25 dollars worth of weed

Dude, can you go get me a quarter sack?

by budman45 May 24, 2009

Quarter life Crisis

Quarter life Crisis: 1) Somone between the ages of 23-30. 2) A marketing catch phrase used my the media and corporations to instill fear and insacurity in young adults to consume products; much like a 'mid-life crisis'. 3) Half way between a fetus-life cirsis and a mid-life crisis; however, only half a life away from a 3/4-life crisis and 3/4 of a life away from death.

Stuffy-Corporate guy: Hmmm. seems sales on cargo pants, SUV's and Life Insurace is down, what shall we do Jenkins?
Jenkins: I dunno sir. Perhaps we could fuck with college students minds by telling them they are having a 'quarter life crisis'; thereby, instagating mass consumption of these products; therefor, padding the 3/4 profits of the company.
Stuffy-Corporate guy: Brillant! Jenkins! Now, i'll have the usual Club sandwhich on brown bread if you please.
Jenkins: C'ommin right up sir.

by JamesEX May 13, 2004

quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

by Dodger Of Zion May 11, 2004

All Time Quarterback

One of Ben Gibbard's (lead singer of the awesome indie band Death Cab for Cutie) side projects. Choppy recordings of catchy mellow songs. Can also be abreviated as ATQ

Dan: All Time Quarterback makes me wanna write about my feelings.

Steve: Uhhhh dude...kinda weirdin' me out.

by Logie March 7, 2005

A & F Quarterly

A&F, or Abercrombie and Fitch release a magazine known as the Quarterly in the United Kingdom. The relaunched magazine is only available from their UK Bond St store. Due to the nature of its contents, there is an age restriction. With a limited print run, the Quarterly features imagery from Bruce Weber, editorial from Tyler Brule and artwork from Mark Beard.

I am going to be reading the next A & F Quarterly

by flumberparty April 8, 2008

Quarter-Tard

One who is similar to a half-tard but has even less retard blood in their system. They can almost always function normally in society, and only fall prey to their heritage once in a while (usually one time a month). Quarter is to represent 1/4 of retard blood, so in reality they are 3/4 smart. It is the closest possible to being non-tarded that those with retard blood can get. The opposite is a full-tard

Guy 1: "Whoa. Did you hear? Dan got his nipples pierced!"
Guy 2: "Fuck. What a goddamn quarter-tard."
Guy 1: "Aye."

by Johnny Rustic February 4, 2006