Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet

karl's a plonker

by two door sedan May 12, 2021

Pionk

Shout this word when a defenceman grabs the puck

*defenceman grabs puck*

Joey: "PIOONNKKKKKK! Pionk Pionk Pionk!

by Pionk69 May 19, 2021

Plonker

A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.

Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!

by Aotnigci June 14, 2021

plonked

when someone is just super shwasted

dude she drank so much she was so plonked

by mommymckee July 14, 2021

Ponkfish

This is a type of fish, that is really special.

Here are some of it's traits:
- Angry face
- Either crying or upset
- Very much royal-like

It has a magical wand, a crown and a pink dress. Sometimes it even swims around with a cottage, since it's a command in it's wand. It likes to relax around it's palace made out of pink sand and himalaya salt, while talking to other fish.

"Do you see that ponkfish over there? It's so pretty"
"Yeah, I wish I was like them"

by Jessica Thee Pufferfish July 24, 2021

Pronk

Describing someone idiotic or stupid or referring to the action of a antelope's leap in the air with an arched back and stiff legs

Casey is such a Pronk.

You're f*cking Pronk for that.

The gazelle's were Pronking over tall grass.

by Bab Brewster August 12, 2021

ponkrares

theyre an amazing and cool person 🤣🤣😘😘🙌🙌🙌
they deserve everything 😽😽💋
anyways stan brown cats 😹

"whos ponkrares" "someone whos better than you silly billy"

by ogduvalin August 19, 2021